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May 10, 2017

THE MOON - Tim Timmy did a sports thing. Han Solo did another sports thing. Kobe Bryant then went ahead and did an even better sports thing and everyone cheered.

Meanwhile, Speed Racer - which in addition to apparently being a star player on the very real Tacoma University baseball team is also an underrated feature film by the Wachowskis starring Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci and John Goodman - did a bad sports thing and everyone booed him.

Go, Speed Racer. Go.

In the second half of the doubleheader, Peter Pepper picked a pack of pickled peppers, or however that tongue-twister goes. Mike Trout viciously jeered him, while Indiana Jones took that pack of pickled peppers and made sure it got into a history museum where it belongs.

That was all for the sports game that night. It was a very exciting night of sport.

Whoa! Mark Prior just showed up and he wanted to play a sports, too. So then all the kings and queens and gods of sport made all the other players go back to the field so Mark Prior could play a sports, too.



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