Meanwhile, Speed Racer - which in addition to apparently being a star player on the very real Tacoma University baseball team is also an underrated feature film by the Wachowskis starring Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci and John Goodman - did a bad sports thing and everyone booed him.
Go, Speed Racer. Go.
In the second half of the doubleheader, Peter Pepper picked a pack of pickled peppers, or however that tongue-twister goes. Mike Trout viciously jeered him, while Indiana Jones took that pack of pickled peppers and made sure it got into a history museum where it belongs.
That was all for the sports game that night. It was a very exciting night of sport.
Whoa! Mark Prior just showed up and he wanted to play a sports, too. So then all the kings and queens and gods of sport made all the other players go back to the field so Mark Prior could play a sports, too.